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Kata Mutiara Lucu Bahasa Inggris - Funny Quotes

A large collection of famous, beautiful, inspirational love quotes and sayings. You don't need long dates and letters to convey your desires;send him/her a love sayings and spill your magic. Helping you to express your romantic love to your sweetheart.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didnt.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Beauty isnt worth thinking about; whats important is your mind. You dont want fifty-dollar haircuts on a fifty-cent head.

By the time youre eighty years old youve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Of all the things Ive lost, I miss my mind the most.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the universe.
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